特朗普説得沒錯：例行“崩潰”即將到來！_風聞

　　特朗普稱中國因經濟不佳才願與美達成協議。他是真能説啊。不過，他還是太委婉了。何止“不佳”，簡直即將“崩潰”——

再過28天，中國就將陷入西方媒體和悲觀經濟學家預測的那樣：工廠停工，商店關門，政府停擺，股市休市，富人拖家帶口投奔海外，本地老百姓忙於把鈔票兑換成食物，許多家庭更是在門口張貼標語表達訴求，街上充滿着爆炸物殘留的火藥味，本該工作的人們大都無所事事，成天酗酒，打牌，兒童成羣結隊去討錢……

　　中國人把這種現象稱作：春節。

　　嗯，陳年老段子，是時候拿出來晾一晾了。

In 28 days, China shall fall into the predicted by the Pessimistic Economist: Factories are shut down, shops are closed, governments are stalled, stock exchanges cannot trade. The rich family to overseas. And the local citizens are eager to exchange the currency to foods or goods. Many families express their demands by pasting slogan on the door. The street is full of gunpowder smell remained by explosive. People ought to work, but they sit around, drink and play cards all day long. Children beg for money in group at other families.

　　The Chinese call this phenomenon: Spring Festival.

　　配上英文，讓歪果仁也感受一下我們“崩潰”的節奏。