川總早起拿錯劇本_風聞

The Media should view this as a time of unity and strength. We have a common enemy, actually, an enemy of the World, the CoronaVirus. We must beat it as quickly and safely as possible. There is nothing more important to me than the life & safety of the United States!

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媒體應該團結在朕的周圍共同對抗全人類的敵人新冠病毒，我們必須儘快取勝，沒有比美國人的生命和安全更重要的了！

下面第一條回覆就是：

YOU LITERALLY CALLED THE MEDIA “THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE” and now you’re panicking because no one will help you out of the unholy mess you created through incompetence and inaction. oh man you are one of a kind

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是你把媒體叫做“全民公敵”的，現在你慌了吧，你把事情都搞砸了，而且沒人會幫你的，做個人吧！

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當然川總不忘甩鍋，

“Nancy Pelosi all of a sudden doesn’t like the payroll tax cut, but when Obama proposed it she thought it was a brilliant thing that all of the working families would benefit from because if you get a paycheck, you’re going to take home more money.”

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老巫婆突然變卦不支持朕的工資減税，明明奧巴馬搞的時候她雙手贊成來着。