小龍蝦佔領中國辦公室_風聞
龙腾网-2020-07-20 16:20
【來源龍騰網】
正文原創翻譯
Dozens of crayfish took over an office floor in China’s Zhejiang province after a woman forgot to take her order of 10kg of the seafood home.
在中國浙江省，一位女士忘記帶10公斤的海鮮回家後，幾十只小龍蝦佔據了辦公室
評論翻譯
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Deputy_ Commander
Crayfish : i’’m hereby claimed this floor as my territory.
小龍蝦：在此特此宣稱，此樓層為吾等之領地！ 0
Winston Wan
Crayfish can’’t escape from their fate after trying to flee from being cooked
小龍蝦：這幾個小時的逃亡，終究是錯付了。 0
Ganda Gandara
Do you ever feel, like escaping from a plastic bag, like a crayfish, crawling by the lift?
你們有沒有想象過，自己象小龍蝦一樣逃出塑料袋，在電梯裏爬上爬下。（大概諷刺上下班） 0
Grand Fred
Hi! I’’m one of the crayfish. I would like to alx that some of my neighbors don’’t respect the social distanciation…
嗨！我是其中一隻小龍蝦。我要投訴我的鄰居們不遵守社交隔離 0
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Shimrbae 482
“I thought they were cockroaches I was terrified”
how are crayfish less scary then?!
”我還以為是蟑螂，我怕死蟑螂了“
所以小龍蝦就不嚇人了？！小龍蝦沒有排面的嗎？！
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- Rafther -
No one gonna question what happaned to the woman who ordered those crayfish after this?
沒人關心那個買了這些小龍蝦的女人後來怎麼樣了嗎？ 0
Mr P
Looks like a horror movie title The death of the crayfish.???
恐怖電影：小龍蝦之死 0
Joshua Kenji
Wow she actually ended up cooking it ??
哈哈！她還真的把這些煮了（吃了）？ 0
Monika
0:09
look at that high quality editing
看0:09那裏的高分辨率的剪輯 0
S. C.
Crayfish are so cute, like tiny lobsters)
小龍蝦真可愛，就像小小的龍蝦。（我都不知道該説中文貧乏還是英語神經病了） 0
John D
They run so fast
（小龍蝦）跑得真快 0
Novik
Almost everyone: “It’’s free food.”
幾乎所有人都覺得 ”這是免費食物“ 0
sammy so
Americans criticizing Chinese for eating cray fish, yet Americans host the world’’s biggest crayfish festivals. Lol
美國人指責中國人吃小龍蝦，然而美國舉辦着全世界最大的小龍蝦節。笑死 0
Pro Huawei
No one:
Crayfish: Hippity hoppity the floor is my property
沒人：（字面意思）
小龍蝦：不佔山頭當螞蟻，佔着山頭當皇帝！
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Maddie Evelyn
No one:
Me: hey this is like a minecraft silverfish infestation
沒人：
我：嗨，這看上去就象我的世界裏的蠹蟲入侵（事件） 0
Me: Awww how sweet
我：啊啊啊啊！真甜！ 0
And cooked them
然後她就把小龍蝦煮了 0
Me: Awww how delicious
我：啊啊啊啊！真爽！ 0
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·KIWIDOGGO·
0:08 who else noticed the crayfish were edited on XD
誰注意到了0:08連小龍蝦都被打碼了。 XD
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China Bill
We like eating crayfish in China. It’s delicious.
在中國我們喜歡吃小龍蝦。這非常美味 0
ZGT Man
Imagine, you’’re just about to get out from the floor and suddenly the floor in front of you are filled with swarms of crayfish.
想象一下，你剛剛走進這裏，突然間地板上出現了一大堆小龍蝦 0
movingwater stone
Ill start picking them up for dinner
我會把它們帶走作晚餐 0
morel von doom
humans: stay home for safety
crayfish: its free real estate
人類：因疫情苟活於蝸居
小龍蝦：以自由聞達於網絡 0
arcanesage
Who’’d have thought the bag of crayfish in my freezer was harvested from a Chinese office?
我冰箱裏的那袋小龍蝦就是從這樣的辦公室裏抓來的。真的，你看我誠實的眼睛！ 0
Daniel Gao
Crayfish: hipity hopity your floor is my property
小龍蝦：不佔山頭當螞蟻，佔着山頭當皇帝！
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Pango Prime
All these crayfish were arrested for spelling Free Hong Kong on the floor.
小龍蝦在樓層裏組成解放H.K的字樣，然後就都被抓了。 0
Klazer Grazzing
When crayrave started playing in the background
這些小龍蝦一定是在看不到的地方搞了個狂歡節。 0
???
These crayfish are like students leaving a classroom after school-they finally have their freedom from teachers lol :)
這就象是學生放學後爭先恐後地從老師身邊逃開。 lol ：） 0
Donkey Shlong
“Forgot to pick up her order”
忘記拿她的訂單 0
satria amiluhur
That’’s a lot of proteins
這是一堆蛋白質 0
Charles Mathew Ong
I like how she’’s terrified of them but ends up cooking and eating them
我喜歡她害怕它們，而最後又把它們煮了吃掉 0
Euro Frontline
Crayfish- yeah, I’’ve survived from being consumed by someone,
小龍蝦：太好了，我沒變成某人的美食 0
Chinese folks - lol no ways, it’’s 2020 the year of celebration to only eat
中國老鐵：哈哈沒門，2020是慶祝大吃的一年 0
Krussshh cong kyot
Yummy ??
美味？？ 0
M A
Asian man is like DINNER on the 1st floor..
亞洲人就像一樓的晚餐 0
krepnata kadara
It’’ll be more fun if it’’s cockroach instead, floor, wall and ceiling filled with them
如果是蟑螂那樂子可就大了，地板，牆壁和天花板到處都是 0
?nz s?L
HaHaHa
哈哈哈 0
so funny ?
很有意思？