【黑人兄弟】你看片兒來着吧_風聞

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評論原創翻譯：

TrackStarAA1

Now I know where the sweating meme came from.

我總算整明白我出汗的毛病是哪來的了 0

Kanye East

“Porn? What’s por- oh pornography?” Lmao trying to act dumb

“色情?什麼是色情?”哈哈哈 試圖裝傻 0

zombie -orchestra

@Kanye East Really? I thought he was just being completely innocent and sincere.

真的嗎?我以為他只是完全的天真和真誠 0

Kanye East

Yeah me too at first! isn’t it wonderful how we both think alike??

是的，一開始我也是這麼認為! 0

lord arpvc

I do this everytime when somebody trying to dig the truth out of me. always find a way to lie lmao

每當有人試圖從我身上挖掘出真相時，我都會這樣做

我總是想辦法撒謊 哈哈 0

lyfe 1zruff

lol he tried to act like he didnt even know what porn was lol

哈哈 他試圖表現得他甚至不知道什麼是色情 笑死我了 0

Jovane Jr Mateo

Should have just said “I dexed it to keep a little bit of space open so that it can run smoothly.” 

應該這麼説：“我刪除它是為了保留一點空間，以便讓它可以平穩運行。” 0

9boomerang

Gosh, i have an operation and have to stay in the hospital. I watched some of K&P sketches just to kill time. It’s such a bad idea. I laughed harder than I should and it actually creates more pains than the operation itself lol.

天哪，我要動手術了，必須住院

我看了一些視頻只是為了消磨時間，這真是個壞主意

我笑的太厲害了，這造成了比手術本身更多的痛苦，哈哈 0

Josh Lucas

6 years later and I still don’t know how they got that water shooting out his head like a whale lol

6年過去了，我還是不知道他們是怎麼讓水

像鯨魚一樣從他的腦袋裏噴出來的，哈哈 0

atrocious _ pr0xy

the projectile sweat at the end was the full load, bro. lmao.. and man was so calm even though his whole face is bursting.. dang. my wife walked in on me the other day AS i’m about done with “it”.. i locked my phone and pretended to be asleep, but the audio from the video still played. BUSTED

看看最後噴出的汗水， 哈哈

這個男人是如此的平靜，但是他的整個臉都要炸開了

前幾天，我剛用“它”幹完那事兒，我妻子突然走進來。我馬上鎖上了手機，假裝睡着了

但是視頻的音頻仍然在播放，我被逮個正着 0

Mary

Hahaha so funny when the sweat started coming out of his head like a little water fountain. Lol

當他的汗水像一個小噴泉一樣從他的腦袋裏冒出來的時候，真是太好笑了 0

Dominic Perez

Oh my God the struggle is real! XD I hope this doesn’t happen to me.

啊 天哪 這很真實，我希望這不要發生在我身上 0

Nick Frsh

The thing about incognito is that it makes me feel like there’s a group of people ready to judge me for what I am about to watch…

我用隱身模式的原因，是我覺得好像有一羣人準備根據我要看的內容來評判我.. 0

gabriel ang

you should have Use Incognito Mode! everytime I watch porn turns on incognito

你應該使用隱身模式！ 每次我看色情內容都用隱身模式 0

Steven

This is why my wife and I have our own computer lol

這就是為什麼我和我妻子都擁有各自電腦的原因 哈哈 0

April Vaca

OMG, I could not stop laughing and rewatching. This skit was freaking funny as hell

我的天啊，我不停地笑，不停地看。這個太好玩了 0

Torper Vazquez

When my brother take a see in my storage contain with downloaded pics and i be like

當我哥哥在我的存儲容器中看到我下載的圖片時

我就像。。。。。 0

Deception The Introvert God

This skit demonstrates how I feel When someone starts looking through my phone

這個短劇展示了當有人開始看我的手機時我的感受 0

Kendo121

my face hurts when I watch this, I cant stop laughing

看這個 我的臉都笑疼了，根本停不下來 0

Robertho Massof

Was watching this beside my girlfriend last night and she was already sound asleep. I was trying to maintain my laughter, but it only made me laugh harder 

昨晚我在女朋友旁邊看這個節目，她已經睡得很熟了。我試着控制我的笑聲，但這隻會讓我笑得更厲害 

acidic-awakening

thats why you just use an incognito window or just clear just the porn from your history

這就是為什麼你要使用隱身或者從你的歷史中清除色情內容 0

Steve Hahn

Ladies, if your man clears history, it means he cares and loves you enough not wanting you to get hurt. 

女士們，如果你的男人清除了瀏覽歷史，則意味着他非常關心和愛你，不希望你受到傷害 0

Joseph Summers

Glad I have my own laptop… with my own password… and no one knows the password except me so no one can log on unless I log on for them…

幸好我有自己的筆記本電腦……有我自己的密碼…除了我沒人知道密碼，所以沒人能登錄，除非我幫他們登錄… 0

Lawrence Perteet

what is S&M?

啥是SM？ 0

Mark Bernal

lol “Worse than horses!?” and the stream of sweat sprouts from his head.

哈哈，“比馬還糟!?”汗珠從他的腦袋上冒了出來 0

mc12358

My solution: don’t look at porn

我的解決方案：別看色情片 0

sam potter

i feel as though that this would have been funnier if he continued to make up excuses for a little bit longer. Other than that, great work, Key and Peele!!

我覺得如果他再多編造一些藉口，事情會更有趣 0

TurboThunderGaming

holy shit I’m laughing, I can’t stop.

天啊，我在笑，停不下來了 0

marcus jone

So weird i had the same talk with my wife lol

真奇怪，我和我妻子也這麼説，哈哈 0

abdou salem

i don’t know what’s up with that horse stuff and i don’t wanna know. gotta keep what’s left of my innocence.

我不知道關於馬那是怎麼回事，我也不想知道。我要保留我剩下的純真 0

Deena Price

I have no idea what incognito mode is, but I’m going to look that up now after this.

我還不知道什麼是隱身模式，但我現在要查一下 0

Jonathan Pelissier

Her facial expressions really drives it home.

她的面部表情很能説明問題 0

izik jaarola

Like if u’ve gone through the same thing

這就像是你也經歷過同樣的事情 0

gibbitup

LMAOOO oh mannn that was hilarious. I loved his expression during the whole thing

哈哈 太有趣了 我特別喜歡他的表情 0

Re San

This is one of my favorite. 

這是我最喜歡的之一 0

Evelyn Flores

I have never laughed so hard over a video lol

從沒有其他視頻能讓我笑的這麼厲害 0

valeyon101

My only question is what was he watching? bruh 

我唯一的一個問題是，他到底看了什麼？ 0

mannequinfukr

luckily only 3 friends of mine know what porn I watch (it wasn’t mentioned on the video)

幸運的是，只有我的3個朋友知道我看什麼色情片 0

David Le

What does she mean “horses”?

她説的“馬”這是什麼意思？ 0

ElevenAce

The question should be asked how she know about all that kinky stuff off the top of her head :3

應該問的問題是，她是如何知道所有這些古怪的東西

她的腦海裏為什麼會有這些東西 0

Paul

Horses?! … WORSE THAN HORSES!?

LOL

馬？比馬還糟糕？

哈哈 0

watch me whip bruh

Just because it happens to you, doesn’t mean it happens to us. 

這隻會發生在你的身上，我們不會發生 0

Elijah Haywood

Depends on the girl, if you’re the best she’s ever had, then she’s thinking about you.

這取決於女孩，如果你是她有過的最好的，那麼她會想你 0

Tora Chan

@blublast3 If chicken is the best meat you’ve ever had, that doesn’t mean you can’t go for steak

如果雞肉是你吃過的最好的肉，那並不意味着你不能吃牛排 0

Est199X

This is why incognito mode was made on chrome.

這就是為什麼chrome設置了隱身模式 0

GreekFreakyJoker

Oh my god. what is worse than horses!!?!?!? XD XD

哦,我的天哪。還有什麼是比馬更糟糕呢？ 0

AyyGin

@GreekFreakyJoker I can think of something worse than horses, that shit would get you arrested.

我能想到比馬更糟糕的東西，那種東西會讓你被捕的 0

Seoung Lee

there is no way this girl knows that much about cache & cookies in a browser

這個女孩對瀏覽器中的緩存和Cookie知之甚少 0

He Who Battles

The real question here isn’t whether or not he was watching porn, but “Why does he only have one computer?”

這裏真正的問題不是他是否在觀看色情影片，而是“為什麼他只有一台電腦？”