摸魚同夥: 中國的狗狗幫看電視的小主人放風_風聞

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評論原創翻譯：

someoneonlylol

That time I got reincarnated as a german shepard

《這次我重生成德國牧羊犬》 0

aulzq

Reincarnation ?

重生文? 0

Nicozz

Or maybe it’s like the movie ‘A dogs way home’

或者像電影《一條狗的回家路》 0

Itsyourdailyuseofanime Is reconnecting

Lol u read my mind

你會讀心術 0

Roger Elzenga

@someoneonlylol hahahahaha!!! :D

@someoneonlylol 哈哈!!! :D 0

Mohammed Azzan

@Bruh Spaghet yooo that’s what I was thinking

@Bruh Spaghet yo 我也在想這個 0

Bounphithak Phithak

Yea honestly thats the only explanation i’ve got when watching this vid. It also baffles me when i see a very very obedient dog

有一説一, 這是唯一能解釋的通的. 當我看到一隻非常順從的狗時我懵了. 0

Never own a dog btw house too small

順便説聲我家太小了從來沒養過狗 0

2000 subscribers without videos? challenge

@Brian Smith true

@Brian Smith 真實 0

Flare Dubbzy

There’s a anime for that

有個動畫是這樣的 0

Working Prole

@Bruh Spaghet oo-oni chan

@Bruh Spaghet 大哥哥 0

that blue angry bird that travels dimensions

Now where I heard that before…

我是在哪聽過 0

Gamera

That would be the case because is more loyal than a person

這麼火是因為狗比人還忠誠 0

LIANG XU

On the white board, “there are 4015 days left till charry’s college test”.

黑板上寫的, “距離Cherry的高考還剩4015天” 0

C Denny

When’s that?

什麼時候? 0

Funniest Valentine, The Loli Protector

That’s roughly mid September of 2031

大概是2031年9月中旬 0

ninn55

The test is actually early June. It’s always in June 7th to 9th. The video is probably posted on douyin 3 mouth ago.

高考實際上在6月初. 一直都是6月7號到9號. 視頻可能3個月前就發在抖音上了 0

Faith County

You can see the sad face on that dog, he will never see that day coming. He will be missed by his sweetie then

你能從狗狗臉上看到難過, 他永遠不會看到這一天到來. 到那時他會被被他的小甜心懷念的 0

Shubham Lahoti

LOLLL

笑了 0

RadioCinema

That’s… horrible.

這…真可怕 0

Angelina Clemente-Tran

@Matthew Lamp Yes we are!

@Matthew Lamp 我們就是領先! 0

Suvdaa B.

Lol the most asian thing hha

太亞洲了哈哈 0

Stefi Mae Foronda

For real?

真的? 0

Mythical

Title should be,“That time i got reincarnated in another world as a Dog.”

標題應該改為, ”這次我在異界重生為狗” 0

Grey B.

Wow! Do you want to reincarnate?

Let me help you.

And everyone else that mentions isekai.

哇你想要重生?

讓我來幫幫你

還有誰提到異世界嗎 0

_ Kiroshi

That time I got reincarnated as a dog*

這次我重生為狗* 0

Kristian Santosa

Many people are struggling to teach their dog to sit

This dog managed to teach a kid to sit

Lol

許多人努力教他們的狗坐下

這條狗成功的讓個小孩坐下

笑了 0

Suphakanya Jantasuk

Huh how? Sit is the easiest thing you can teach the dog.

怎麼了? 讓狗坐下是你能教給狗最簡單的事情了 0

THXyz

Suphakanya Jantasuk r u dumb

Suphakanya Jantasuk 你笨啊 0

Abby B

my dog literally only knows the word “chicken” and begs for food, but okay

我的狗狗就聽得懂”雞肉”然後就開始要吃的了, 但也還好 0

Graves

i’m dying

笑死我了 0

LittleKingRyan

So it’s true dogs are more loyal than most of the human

所以狗比大多數人還忠誠是真的 0

ᴍɪᴋᴀ x

Nothings better then having a animal best friend, That’s also smarter then you

沒有比擁有一個動物朋友更好的事情了, 更別説比你還聰明 0

Aotian Zheng ‘student’

Father: Getting near

爸爸: 走近了 0

German Shepard: Achtung! Achtung!

德牧: 注意注意! 0

Furry Police

This dog: very helpfull dog

這條狗: 非常有用 0

My dog: “lemme just pass out randomly while walking backwards”

我的狗: 在向後走的時候把我繞暈了 0

C4RV

Why is nobody talking about the dog wearing a shirt all the time

為什麼始終沒有人去説這條狗穿着個短袖呢 0

Reality

That is not her pet , that is her sibling

那不是她的寵物, 那是她的兄弟姐妹 0

Mike Escbdo

And her best friend

也是她最好的朋友 0

Vishrutha

Siblings put you in trouble instead

然而兄弟姐妹給你找麻煩 0

E Grffin

No i think you mean soulmate. Lol

不我想你説的是靈魂伴侶.lol 0

Twice Tzuyu

He must have been human in his past life, Soooo cute

上輩子一定是個人, 太可愛了 0

Danny

I scream

Bruh ancient knowledge you got there

兄弟, 從你這學到了遠古的知識 0

I scream

@Danny i refuse to believe humans are superior considering i know so many karens and ohter kind of idiots out there

@Danny 考慮到我認識這麼多女拳和其他類型的傻貨, 我拒絕相信人類更優越 0

Danielle Chio

Or a human soul in his body

或者在狗狗身體裏有個人類的靈魂 0

I’m not fat, Paul. It’s power.

@I scream a person is smart. But people are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.

@I scream 單個人很聰明. 但是聚集起來後就成了又傻, 又不淡定又危險的動物 0

Paloma San Basilio

No. Reincarnation is only human to human.

And animals to animals.

不. 重生只能是人和人之間

還有動物和動物之間 0

They are never interchangeable.

他們之間永遠不能相互轉換 0

Kaleo Vizcarra

Paloma San Basilio I mean who knows have u been reincarnated before

Paloma San Basilio誰知道呢, 你之前有重生過嗎 0

Zhenyu Cai

@I’m not fat, Paul. It’s power. Lol most animals are panicky and dangerous. Especially under stress.

@I’m not fat, Paul. It’s power. Lol 大多數動物都是不淡定且危險的. 特別是處於壓力之下的時候 0

John 건 Benton

@I scream not smarter, but one of the smartest non-human animals

@I scream 沒有更聰明, 但他們是非人類動物裏最聰明的一個 0

Jina Trul

Wow, reincarnation

哇重生啊 0

Danny

@I scream do you refuse to believe there are geniuses that made such complex machines like your device? You may not acknowledge it because its a norm now, but a ton of thinking has gone into finding out how to make parts for a device. Thinking about one is the hardest part. Just remember that alot of dumb people get spotlighted on the internet, remember that most humans aren’t like that.

@I scream 你不相信製造出你電腦這樣複雜機器的人是天才嗎? 也許你不會承認, 因為現在已經很普遍了, 但是人們花了相當多的心思來研究如何製造電腦的配件. 構思出來一個配件是最難的部分. 記住許多蠢貨在網上受到了吹捧, 大多數人不是那樣的. 0

Charles Anderson

“Nuomi hasn’t had any professional training”

The dog can literally receive mail and hold bags and grocery baskets.

“糯米沒有接受過專業訓練”

這條狗實際上可以收郵件, 拿袋子和購物籃 0

Sabrina H

The dog has certainly been trained by the dad or someone, it said the dog hadn’t had “professional” training, never said the dog didn’t receive training from them

這條狗肯定是被爸爸或者其他人訓練過的, 報道説狗狗沒有接受”專業”訓練，可從來沒説沒有接受訓練 0

amy 2337

They also mentioned that the dog’s parents were former police dogs. Maybe it learned by watching it’s parents train. It also is a German Shepherd which are one of the smartest breeds

他們還提到狗狗的父母以前是警犬. 也許它是通過觀看父母的訓練學到的. 它也是條德牧, 最聰明的犬類之一 0

Doan

meanwhile mine destroys everything in her path barely listen or stays still

同時我的狗會毀掉她路上的一切, 從來不會聽話或者保持安靜 0

v c

The dad literally said he trains the dogs later hahahahaha still amazing dog regardless

隨後爸爸説他訓練了狗狗,不管怎樣仍然很神奇 0