川普是美國最棒最棒的總統_風聞
叶尔绍夫兄弟-2020-12-15 13:04
(從Quora上看到一個帖子,翻譯下來給大家看看。英文附在後面。先用百度翻譯試了試,還不錯。)

川普是美國最棒的總統嗎?
廢話,當然是了。因為:
一、 川總憑一己之力向全世界證實了,美國有大量愚蠢、醜陋、無知的人。那麼多人對此嘀咕了幾十年,卻證實不了。川總證實了這個猜想。了不起吧。
二、 川總短短四年內,就毀掉了美國在幾個世紀裏建立起來的民主聲譽。這確實需要真正的、了不起的大本事。
三、 川總四年説謊兩萬次。不僅無人揭穿,而且的而且,川總成功説服了七千一百萬人相信。的的確確是相當的了不起!川總撒起謊來,面不改色心不跳。你不服不行。
四、 川總憑一己之力摧毀了人們對美國的信任。美國再也沒哥們了。川總直接掀了桌子,大傢伙只好眼巴巴指望中國。再沒人理美國。
五、 川總是第一位為美國獨裁打樁立基的美國總統。川總搞得那一套東西,只有第三帝國的元首才能辦得了。這事兒可是公開做的。川總的偉大就在這裏,換誰都不行。
六、 川總讓美國人相信病毒根本就沒啥事兒。他跟記者拉呱的時候説,病毒危險這事兒要保密,這樣大家就不用擔心了嘛。後來大家夥兒都知道病毒危險這檔子事了,川總還有本事説服七千一百萬人,壓根就沒啥事!川總厲害就厲害在這裏了,真真是無人可比。
七、 川總讓他的粉絲相信他是一個一等一的大亨。當然了,川總本人欠了那麼多債大概早就TM破產了。税單當然不能拿出來。靠,這種丟人現眼的單子外人不能看。誰還敢這麼幹?也就川總啦。
八、 川總把閨女啊女婿啊什麼的七大姑八大姨,弄到白宮當官,誰也擋不住!老子就在你眼前犯了這多事兒,你TMD其奈我何。法律算個P。厲害吧。川總是有史以來最棒的美國總統,大家可千千萬萬別忘了:是最有本事的騙子,最能編的拆白黨,最穩定的天才,黃毛染的最亮最亮,最帥的肥哥,山火越旺高球打的越好。開天闢地,誰還能跟川總相提並論?誰?!絕對沒有。連摸得到川總腳後跟的,都沒有。
總之吧,川總絕對是美國開天闢地、有史以來、一等一的最、最、最棒的總統。他老人家的光輝事蹟,全國和全世界人民將會世世代代、永永遠遠的銘記在心。
Is Donald Trump the best president of America?
Originally Answered: Is Mr. Donald J. Trump the best American president ever?
Donald Trump is the best president that the USA ever had because:
He managed to prove to the world - single handedly - what most had only guessed at for decades - that America had a large number of stupid, ugly, ignorant people.
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He got away with lying 20,000 times in four years, and he managed to convince 71 million people that he was honest. That is a quite remarkable achievement. You have to hand it to him. He knows how to lie with equanimity.
He single handedly destroyed all trust in the USA. The USA has no more friends. He changed the balance of power so that the west now prefers to look to China for trade rather than the USA.
He was the first American president to lay a thorough foundation for future dictatorship in the USA. He is responsible for establishing a Nazi like resistance to human decency. It takes an incredible president to openly do that.
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