遇到詐騙電話的時候，除了掛斷之外你還做過什麼？_風聞

【來源龍騰網】

評論原創翻譯：

Prize_Entry1064

I do this but with “my name”

我也這麼幹，只不過我的是“我的名字”。

AnalProlapse666

Tell me “your name” Is like mohhamed abdullah ibrahim. And they just give up after the second

您確定“您的名字”是穆罕默德阿卜杜拉易卜拉欣嗎。然後他們基本上下一秒就掛電話了。

alexandicity

“Oh hang on, let me get the , they’ll be able to help you!”

“哦等一下，讓我把電話給（老婆/老公/家長/合適的做決策的人），他們應該能幫得上你！”

Then just turn the microphone off and go about my day.

然後把麥克風關了接着該幹啥幹啥。

ErieTempest

I’ve done this and handed the phone to my kids (when they were toddlers) before, too.、

我之前也這麼做過，然後我把我的電話給了我家孩子們（當時他們還是嬰兒）。

pinkerly

I use to let them talk to my daugter when she was 2 all the time. She thought it was the best thing in the world.“One moment, I’ll get the lady of the house for you right now.” “Heeeyyywooo??”

我以前讓他們跟我的兩歲女兒説。她還覺得那是世界上最有趣的事情。“等一下，我把電話交給我家負責的女士。”“歪——？”

Cgaan

Someone scam called my wife once, saying they would call the police on her for all the awful things she’s done, I grabbed the phone, said “Don’t worry, I’ve got the sheriff of this town on the phone” I handed the phone to my 1 year old and without missing a beat he goes “DADADADADAAAA AYDYA AWOOOO!!!” And handed the phone back. I’ve never been more proud.

有人給我老婆打過詐騙電話，跟他説他們要為她之前做過的各種各樣的爛事給警察打電話。我把電話拿過來，説“別擔心，我馬上就把電話交給我們市的警長”，我把電話放到我一歲大的兒子手裏，他毫不猶豫地開始“噠噠噠噠噠啊打——啊嗚！！”然後把手機交還給我。那是我最自豪的一刻。

1Allnighterforanime

Your kid is going to be successful I’m telling ya

你家孩子是一定會很成功的，我告訴你。

Smashing_stuff

“Mr.Smashing Stuff, I’m calling about an accident you were involved in that wasn’t your fault”

“Smashing Stuff先生，我給你打電話是關於之前你捲入的一次事故，那不是你的錯”

“Oh it wasn’t an accident, I meant to hurt those people.”

“哦，那不是事故。我就是故意要傷害那些人的。”

Darkangel_82

I laughed out loud, that’s brilliant

我笑的很大聲，這個太棒了。

justking1414

The devil told me to purify them with fire

惡魔告訴我要用火焰淨化他們。

ismekatie

Heavily flirt

使勁兒調情。

arcanum7123

breathes shakily keep talking

顫顫巍巍地呼吸，然後繼續講話

ismekatie

Haha, I have gotten overly sexual with a few of them just for fun lol

哈哈，我曾經單純為了好玩兒跟幾個騙子搞得很色情

Casual-Notice

No-no…tell me. How loooong is your warranty?

不，不……告訴我，你的保險有多——長？

Is it…all inclusive?

那個……全都能包❤住嗎？

Shas_Erra

Instructions unclear, now getting married next month

指示沒弄明白，現在下個月要跟騙子結婚了

ZGRawr

Just treat them like a full on sex line. Have actually gotten one to apologize for calling and promise he would never call me again.

就把他們當成打色情電話的。曾經真的有一個跟我道歉，並且保證以後再也不會打給我。

beardimus_maximus

I obcr told one that I wanted him to smear peanut butter on my balls and lick it off. He hung up pretty fast.

我有一次跟某個騙子説我想要他把花生醬抹到我的蛋上，然後舔下來。他掛的很快。

anusthrasher96

My dad used to get a lot of Viagra salesman. So he pleads with them to stop sending free samples because he’s too hard all the time and can’t live his life.

我爸以前經常接到很多偉哥推銷員的電話。於是他求他們別再寄免費小樣過來，因為他從早硬到晚，連日子都過不下去了。

Wild-Cat15

Scammer: “Oh you mean Kяłðı? Is that correct?”

騙子：“哦你説的是Kяłðı？對吧？”

Fortanono

Not entirely a horrible idea--I’m sure it’s more secure than most passwords of that length, although you would want to make it longer for more security. Dunno how many websites would accept those characters though.

其實也不算是很糟糕的主意——我很確定這比絕大多數這個長度的密碼都要安全，儘管為了更安全一點你會想要讓密碼更長一點。但我也不知道有多少網站會接受這些字符。

dancingcop7

Ooooh man I got the ‘you have $120,000 in debt on your credit card account’ call once a while back. First question I asked, ‘who’s name is on the account?’ They actually called me a fucking asshole for asking! So I just kept asking for the name on the account until they hung up.

噢噢哥們我好久之前接到過“您的信用卡賬户上有12萬美元的欠款”的電話，我問的第一個問題是“這個賬户的主人姓名是什麼？”他們因為我問了這個問題罵我是傻逼！所以我就一直問賬號的名字，直到他們閉嘴。（譯註：感覺他們這個電信詐騙的水平也不咋地的樣子……）

victoriouscissorkick

I just agree and say yes to almost anything, usually get you into the sales speech and eventually something like “So how many windows does your property have?” Me - “Yes”. etc etc. Usually they just hang up.

我就一直同意，他説什麼我都説對，通常來説都能讓他們説完銷售話術，然後問“所以您家的房產有多少扇窗户？”，我：“對”。之後他們通常就掛電話了。

（譯註：這種問多少扇窗户的詐騙電話，似乎是為了確認那種住大豪斯的美國家庭的房子長什麼樣子，他們還會詢問包括“你家房子的顏色是？”“你家有沒有力氣大的人？”“你什麼時候不在家？”之類的，之後很可能進行入户搶劫）

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