CGTN獲贊最多的視頻：頑皮的大熊貓不讓飼養員走_風聞

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評論原創翻譯：

Mohamed Ali

Panda is like”you got two options,either you play with me or i play with you”

熊貓：“你有兩個選擇，要麼你跟我玩，要麼我跟你玩”

Pokemonitis Here

Pandas are the only animals that look cute irrespective of their age.

熊貓是唯一一個無論在什麼年齡都看起來可愛的動物。

Skyfall Deadpool

Small midgets clowns in a costume of a bear. That is my conclusion and I am not changing my mind

這只是一個穿着熊服裝的小侏儒。這是我的結論，我不會改變主意的。

王笑同

I had worked there for a few days. Dressed as a panda I could earn 200 yuan a day. And eating bamboo, I could earn twice. As for playing kunfu or climbing trees, thats a lot.

我在那裏工作了幾天。我穿得像只熊貓，一天能掙200元。如果我吃竹子的話，我可以賺兩倍的錢。至於玩功夫或爬樹，那會得到很多。

West Senkovec

I’m still not convinced that those things are real animals.

我仍然不相信那些東西是真的動物。

Fire Horse

Same here but theres just that little conflict between the awesomeness of close interaction with bears versus adjusting to a new life with a prosthetic.

我們這裏也一樣，但是有一點區別，在和熊親密互動之後，你可能面對用假肢適應新生活的問題。

H Harb

Zookeeper: another day at work World: Awww I wish I had his job.

動物園管理員：又是需要去上班的一天 。世界其他人：我希望我有他的工作。

Tamara Tamara

… Me asking my dad for an allowance

… 像極了我向我爸爸要零用錢的樣子。

Alessandro Villarin

wait until he learns kung-fu

等待，等到他學會功夫。

Voicist

Panda: cute Zookeeper: I am unaffected by your cuteness Panda: cute cute Zookeeper: this is just a job for me Panda: cute cute cute Zookeeper: I leave my emotions at home Panda: cute infinity Zookeeper … Panda … Zookeeper: SNUGGLE SNUGGLE SNUGGLE Panda: SNUGGLES ACCEPTED!

熊貓：可愛.jpg

動物園管理員：我不會被你的可愛影響的。

熊貓：可愛.jpg

動物園管理員：這只是我的工作。

熊貓：可愛.jpg

動物園管理員：我把我的情緒留在家裏。

熊貓：無限可愛.jpg

動物園管理員……熊貓……

動物園管理員：虎摸、虎摸、虎摸

熊貓：接受虎摸！

Saad Ahmed Khan

Panda theory: If hooman stands for more than a min, then its not a hooman, It’s a Tree

熊貓理論：如果愚蠢的人類站立不動一分鐘以上，那麼它就不是愚蠢的人類，而是一棵樹。

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T L

There’s some serious problems for those 1.3k dislikes.

那1.3k點不喜歡的人，可能有大病。

Y TB

What kind of person who disliked this vid? Must be mentally disturbed.

什麼樣的人不喜歡這個視頻？一定是精神失常了。

JM

were watching this with my little daughter, shes just 11 months and she’s laughing all the time while watching this, because she loves panda, Actually she have a panda toy。

我和我的小女兒一起看這個視頻，她才11個月，在看這個視頻的時候她一直在笑，因為她喜歡熊貓，實際上她有一個熊貓玩具。

Lwazi Vuso

Panda: “He feeds me, he shelters me, he loves me… He must be God… ALL PRAISE TO THE ONE TRUE GOD!” Zookeeper: “Just eat your bamboo.” Panda: “THE LORD OF LORDS!… THE KING OF KINGS!”

熊貓：“他餵我，他庇護我，他愛我……他一定是上帝……所有的讚美都是為了一個真正的上帝！”

動物園管理員：“吃你的竹子吧。”

熊貓：“萬王之主！……萬王之王！”

barefoot

He likes the zookeeper more than his food.

比起食物，他更喜歡動物園管理員。

Sabrina Nasir

Animals knows who has the kindest heart and they get along with them easily

動物知道誰有最善良的心，它們很容易相處。

Chloé Lukich

That’s this guy’s JOB?! Omg I would be playing alllllll day with that cutie

這就是這傢伙的工作？！天哪，我會和那個小可愛玩一整天

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Dwaipayan Basu

’this tree is damn hard to climb’ -panda

“這棵樹很難爬”—熊貓

Rahul Thukaram

When I need my mom’s signature on my grade sheet.

當我需要我媽媽在成績表上簽名時。

Bob Dole

It isn’t as cute when I try do this to people.

當我也試着這樣對別人這樣做的時候，就不那麼可愛了。

c99kfm

Panda: attempts to brutally maul captor The Internets: “Aww, how cute.”

熊貓：試圖殘忍地毆打俘虜。

網友：“啊，多可愛啊。”

Irfan Qusyairi

The pillar obstructed the moment we all wanted to see

柱子擋住了我們都想看的那一刻。

JoshB

Zookeeper: Having a normal day at the zoo. Panda: I’m about to end this whole man’s career

動物園管理員：在動物園度過的正常的一天。

熊貓：我就要結束這個男人的整個職業生涯了。

Ali Mad

This lovely Panda just wanna have fun, he didn’t even care about food

這隻可愛的熊貓只是想玩得開心，他甚至不在乎食物。

FoodShowFan

The zookeepers are so professional I would be rolling all over the place with these freakin’ adorable fluffballs!!

動物園的飼養員是如此的專業，如果是我，我會帶着這些可愛的毛絨球到處打滾！！