哪些事情你年齡越大越不喜歡？_風聞

【來源龍騰網】

評論原創翻譯：

killarnivore2

Waking up at 5 am to piss.

早上五點起牀尿尿。

monty_kurns

I did that this morning. I’m just happy I was able to go back to sleep for another two hours before getting up for work.

我今早剛尿了一泡。但我還是挺開心的，因為可以在起牀工作之前再睡兩個小時。

Everyman1000

Actually the joy you get from lying back down knowing you have more time it’s almost worth the waking up LOL

其實你躺回牀上知道自己還能多睡一會兒的時候的那種快樂已經值得起一次夜了哈哈哈

tiny_butt_toucher

Social media. I’ve already pared it down to Reddit and Instagram YEARS ago but honestly could do without IG too now.

社交媒體。我早在很多年前就已經砍到只用紅迪和instagram了，但説實話現在不用ins我覺得也沒問題。

lbc514

I’m down to Reddit. I have no desire for the other platforms anymore.

我已經只剩紅迪了。我對於任何其他的平台都沒有任何興趣。

Expensive_Rhubarb_87

Lack of leisure time. When I was younger, it wasn’t a oh deal to go from work to gym to home to right back out half an hour later to bar hop or movie or something.

缺乏閒暇時間。我年輕的時候，從單位走到健身房，再回家準備準備，半個小時之後再去每家酒吧喝一杯，或者看個電影之類的，完全沒問題。

Now it’s like work…. Aw hell, gym? Not even half an hour to chill? No? Fck. After gym I’m not doing sht the rest of the night.

現在光是工作就把我整得沒精力了。我的天哪，健身房？連半個小時的放鬆時間都沒有？真沒有啊？那滾你的吧。從健身房出來，我今晚就啥也不幹了。

sneakynin

Anything with a lot of hype that requires me to stand in a long ass line.

所有需要我在長得離譜的隊裏排半天的那種被吹的過分的東西。

ArrowheadDZ

There is nothing I want to see, nor no food I want to eat, enough that it justifies my standing in line for an hour. Nothing.

這個世界上沒有什麼我想看的東西，沒有什麼我想吃的東西，是值得我在隊裏排一個小時的。沒有。

vkapadia

I saw a truly ridiculous line at a state fair a couple months ago. Was wondering what it was for. Not that I’d stand in it anyway, but curious. It was insanely long, like I can’t even think of the proper superlatives for the size of this line. I asked a friend about it. Donuts. Just some fucking donuts. These donuts could have been hand crafted by God himself with flour grown in the fields of heaven and kneaded with bald eagle tears, I wasn’t going to spend hours of my day in that line, especially when I’m at a fair and have so many other things to do with the limited time I get there.

我在一個州立展會看見過一個特別搞笑的隊。還在想那是幹什麼的。雖然我不願意進去排，但還是感覺很好奇。長得簡直離譜，我根本沒辦法給這條隊伍想出一個合適的詞來形容它。我就問朋友這是排什麼呢。甜甜圈。他媽排幾個甜甜圈。就算是上帝親自手工製作，用天堂的田裏種出的小麥磨的麪粉，再用白頭鷹的眼淚揉成麪糰，我也不會為了它站在隊裏排幾個小時，我本來就是在參加展會，有限的時間裏還有很多別的事情要做。

adam493555

Deff nope on lines, or crowds. Take me to a forest or something instead please.

派對絕對不行，人羣也不行。帶我去森林之類的地方吧。

Unsd

Crowds in general freak me out now. I used to love just being part of that atmosphere. But that desire has kind of naturally waned, and is compounded by all the shootings and crowd crush events which just make it even less worth it.

現在人羣會把我嚇到。我曾經很喜歡作為這種氛圍的一部分。但這種慾望已經自然而然地消失了，並且最近發生的各種槍擊案和踩踏事故讓我覺得擠進人堆裏真沒什麼意思。

downsiderisk

As you get older, you start to realize opportunity cost. No, I am not going to wait in a long line for something/someone I don’t need/want etc, as in reality I waste that time when I could have allocated it elsewhere that would prove more fruitful and satisfying.

隨着你年級越來越大，你會開始意識到機會成本的重要性。我才不會為了一樣我不喜歡也不需要的東西或者某個人而去排長隊，事實上我浪費掉的時間本可以用在別的地方，帶來更好的、更滿意的成果。

Frosty-Custard-5558

Working. Getting drunk. Politics. People.

工作。喝醉。政治。人。

CoolPotatoTomato

Loud noises in general.

所有大分貝的噪音。

ShotgunBetty01

I’ve always been sensitive to loud noises but it seems to have gotten worse lately.

我一直都對很響的噪音很敏感，但最近好像越來越糟了。

LordoftheSynth

“Am I more sensitive to loud noises now or is everyone else walking around with significant hearing damage?”

引用：“到底是我對噪音太敏感了，還是我身邊走着的所有人都有嚴重的聽覺損傷？”

Probably both.

可能兩者都有吧。

thebenetar

I had the opposite problem when I moved to SF from Manhattan. My place was in a neighborhood out towards Ocean Beach that gets super quiet at night. I had gotten so used to constant, 24/7 noise in Manhattan: traffic, sirens, people, the bar across the street from my apartment, etc.. My first night back in SF, I was walking through my neighborhood and almost had a legit panic attack at how quiet everything was—like I had somehow left society or something.

我從曼哈頓搬到舊金山的時候，遇到的問題卻正好反過來。我住的地方是一個面向海洋沙灘的社區，晚上特別安靜。我已經習慣了曼哈頓每週7天每天24小時持續不斷的噪音了：車流，喇叭，人，公寓街對面的酒吧，等等。我在舊金山的第一個晚上，走在社區裏面差點驚恐發作，因為實在是太安靜了——就好像我忽然離開了社會一樣。

It’s weird, but I also just felt way less safe. You’d think the opposite would be true but in NYC you’re always around people. Walking around quiet, empty streets just feels eerie, like you’re all alone.

雖然很怪，但我覺得沒那麼安全了。可能你會覺得反過來才對，但是在紐約市你的身邊永遠有人。走在安靜沒人的街道上感覺很恐怖，就好像只有你自己了。

What’s funny is that SF is the second densest city by population (after NYC) in the US, which just speaks volumes about the insane, constant level of activity in NYC.

最好笑的是舊金山明明是美國人口第二密集的城市（在紐約市後面），這很有力地證明了紐約的居民活動究竟有多麼瘋狂，多麼持續。

Heimerdahl

I know the feeling. Have been living in Berlin for the last ten years or so, and while it’s orders of magnitude less insane than Manhattan, it’s still a big city with constant noise and lights and life.

我懂這種感覺。過去差不多十年我都住在柏林，儘管比曼哈頓正常多了，但仍然是一個大城市