如果印度是所學校，各個邦會是什麼類型的學生?_風聞

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sen_pai_6_9

4Assam-not liked by his bench-mates as they think he looks like rest of the class. not liked by the rest of the class as they think he looks like his bench-mates

阿薩姆邦：不被同桌喜歡，因為同桌認為他和班上其他同學長得一樣。班上其他同學也不喜歡他，因為他們覺得他長得像同桌。

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Cake day

Haha this is the best.

哈哈，最佳答覆

CrusadersofCalamity

As an Assamese i can confirm that it’s true

作為阿薩姆人，我可以證明這是真的

shutDaFACup

Teacher: “Bring you parents tomorrow.”

Delhi: “You don’t know who my dad is.”

老師：明天叫你家長過來

德里：你不知道我爸爸是誰？

rangiton

Haryana: “Tu bahar mil”.

哈里亞納邦：你就這麼走了

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Regalia_BanshEe

Teacher : Thats why i told you to bring him tomorrow

老師：這就是我讓你叫他明天過來的原因。

samahaisuhanasuhana

Jharkhand- Has the most resources in the class but always gets poor marks in exam.

賈坎德邦——班上數他資源最多，結果考試成績總是很差。

thathachill

The guy who is known only for his celebrity uncle (Dhoni)

這個傢伙，大家只認識他的明星叔叔(多尼：印度板球運動員)

lopsidede

Its a global trend. Thats because its easier to exploit resource rich regions

這是全球趨勢。因為資源豐富的地區開發起來更容易

jamesbong7

That’s quite true. Why does it happen though? Curious.

這倒是真的。為什麼會發生這種情況呢?好奇。

summer-civilian

Because most of its industry will be built around extracting and selling that resource as that’s the easiest thing to do and is more profitable than anything else.

因為大部分產業都是圍繞着開採和出售資源建立起來的，因為最容易，比其他任何事情都有利可圖。

Countries without resources have to rely on its workers’ skills and productivity and will therefore invest in their education. This is is crucial for a strong service sector.

資源匱乏的國家不得不依賴工人的技能和生產力，因此會對教育進行投資。對於強大的服務業來説這至關重要。

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They will import raw materials from resource rich countries, manufacture higher value products and export them for profit.

This creates a diverse economy which is not dependent on any resource or commodity which would make them highly dependent on their prices in the global market.

他們從資源豐富的國家進口原材料，生產更高價值的產品，然後出口獲取利潤。 

這創造了多樣化的經濟，不依賴任何資源或商品，這樣讓他們高度依賴在全球市場上的價格。

kitypaw

Middle East laughs knowing countries like us exist

知道有我們這樣的國家存在，中東笑了

gentle_yeti

Actually, what u/summer-civilian said is very true, even in the middle east, excluding Saudi Arabia which has been provided exclusive American protection in exchange for selling their oil in dollars ( they’ve different kind of exploitation) , many other actually oil rich region are very turbulent (Iraq, Iran, Syria, Yemen, even Venezuela though they’re south American but the case is the same), the countries that are super rich like Bahrain, Qatar, UAE have comparatively lower oil reserves than others but are successful because of many other policies that they have. Dubai in UAE is perhaps the most developed city in the Middle East but it has perhaps the lowest or is amongst those with pretty low oil reserves (compared to OPEC nations). So, yes resources are usually a bad curse for a region most of the time.

實際上，樓上説的很對，即使是中東，除了有美國提供的獨家保護的沙特阿拉伯，也得用石油換美元(他們有不同的開採方式)，許多其他石油豐富的地區非常動盪(伊拉克、伊朗、敍利亞、也門，甚至委內瑞拉，雖然在南美洲，但情況是一樣的)，超級富有的國家，如巴林、卡塔爾、阿聯酋的石油儲量相對較低，但他們的成功得益於許多其他政策。阿聯酋的迪拜可能是中東最發達的城市，但也可能是石油儲量最低的城市，或屬於石油儲量非常低的城市之一(與歐佩克國家相比)。所以，資源通常確實是地區的詛咒。

lambquentin

Rich areas focus on getting the valuable things. Areas that aren’t rich need a way to make money. They focus on making the valuable thing more valuable. The nonrich area improves that to sell to everyone for a profit, more than the cost to get the material. That’s about the simplest gist I can think of.

富有的區域專注於獲得有價值的東西。不富裕的地區需要賺錢的方式。他們專注於讓有價值的東西變得更有價值。非富裕地區改善了這一狀況，將產品賣給所有人以獲得利潤，而不是靠賣原來；來掙錢。這是我能想到的最簡單的要點。

Ittoopan

Resource rich state becomes wealthier, but this gets concentrated in the hands of the powerful. The rest survive on the leftovers.

資源豐富的國家變得更富有，但這集中在強國的手中。其餘的只能靠剩飯剩菜生存。

eatergoat

Goa- rich and famous kid everyone wants to be friends with

Delhi- chainsmoker who started smoking in 11th grade

果阿——有錢又出名的孩子，大家都想和他作朋友 

德里——老煙槍，從11年級就開始吸煙

Trash_Throwaway1

Rajasthan: the person who doesn’t bring his own water bottle and drink from other student’s bottle. Either academically gifted or too judgaadu

拉賈斯坦邦:自己不帶水壺卻喝別人的水。要麼是學術天賦異稟，要麼就是過於節儉

rangiton

Rajasthan: Kids who have their own kids

拉賈斯坦邦:有自己孩子的孩子

_sammy9teen

Also got married in his childhood

還有，還是個孩子的時候就結婚了

Trash_Throwaway1

They’ll have a kid before rest of the batch has undergrad degree

他們會在其他人獲得本科學位之前就有孩子

repulsivefighter

They bring themselves in parents teachers meet because they are already mother or father of a kid

他們自己會參與父母和老師的會面，因為他們已經做父母了。

aatank619

And arrives on a camel in school.

還有，騎着駱駝來到學校。

ghost_town01

Why is this true, I am still in my undergrad and 15 of my classmates are already married or engaged and one even has a kid, and this is the situation when we were in a good school in a city. I can’t even think about small towns and villages.

為什麼這樣呢?我還在讀本科，我15個同學已經結婚或訂婚了，其中一個甚至有孩子了，我們學校還是城市裏的好學校呢。無法想象小城鎮和村莊會怎麼樣。

TheNotoriousMama

J&K: The girl being chased by guys from the neighbouring school.

查謨和克什米爾：被隔壁學校男生追的女孩。

Salman_98

Himachal - Kid who came to school only once, for admissions

喜馬偕爾邦：就入學的時候來過一次學校。

Yoshimitsu_4745

Leaves for home , finds home crushed from landslide ,cries Eats apple in lunch, smokes weed , builds another home near mountain , Goes for a drive , vehicle falls into gorge, dead.

離開家，發現因為山崩家沒了，午餐只能哭着吃蘋果，抽大麻；在山旁邊又建了個家，開車出去，車掉進峽谷，死了。

Oh_Mr_Darcy

Wrong map - but Telangana and AP will be those twins in school

錯誤的地圖，但特倫甘納邦和安得拉邦是學校裏的雙胞胎

[dexed]

conjoint twins who were recently seperated

最近分離的連體雙胞胎

loser-here

Assam- mysterious kid who quietly sits in the back and leaves as soon as class ends. No one knows about them but they posses some real great talents.

阿薩姆邦——神秘的孩子，安靜地坐在後排，下課就離開。沒有人知道他，但他擁有一些真正偉大的天賦。